Oh dearie me I am already failing in my duty to keep this log thing.
I guess blogging is like loosing weight you can be good for a couple of days then you slip. This is kind of like the rest of my life I have intentions of being well behaved but then after a few days (ok a few hours....alright, alright a few minutes then...surely I can be good for a few minutes :-)) I slip and tell people what I really think...ok so luckily it is usually my BFF who I tell things to but still...
So I have to tell you how the Forskolin (aka foreskin) is doing combined with my diet, well so far I have lost 3lbs, which for me is a huge amount...that is the yay side now for the NAY side I have this horrible pokey, needly itchy heat all over my body including my eyes, so i you have seen me in the last few days I have not been winking and I do not indeed have fleas it is a reaction to this stuff. SO here is the conundrum do I a carry on taking them and twitch and itch like a mad woman and hopefully soak up the benefits of weight loss or do I stop and work on the principal that it was probably my healthy eating habits that made me loose weight not the foreskin!?! On the whole I think I will stop this stuff. Ugh I have just realised my weight loss could be caused by the thousand of skin cells I have itched off my body since starting this stuff....that would just be my luck!
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I have no pearls of wisdom to share today because I am way tooooooooo itchy and I am still traumatized after switching on the TV and being subjected to this Honey Boo Boo child for 30 secs. I had no idea who she was until yesterday...and I now believe reality TV has gone TOO far. More about this topic later.
Love to all
xxxxxxx
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Day 2
Hello Dearhearts,
Today is one of my random thought days, I shared these thoughts with a friend for lunch and thought I should share them with you too....I apologise in advance I am in a jump around can of day today (well not in the literal sense purely in the mental sense!!!)
You know when you are overweight and you will try anything for an easy way out (look at those crazy Victorians who swallowed tapeworms....hmmmm can you still get those???) Weeelllll today I started taking foreskin (upon the recommendation of my dr).... wait it isn't called foreskin its called forskolin it is made from some of plant, probably the forskolin plant :-) It is meant to help with your metabolism...hey I have tried everything else whats one more thing :-) You would think however they could have thought of a less forskinnish name for the plant....really people must ask me before naming things!!!!!!!
Why do people run and why do I so want to be able to do such a ludicrous activity????? It seems that everyone I know runs in some form or another, Sleathy (aka husband) runs 6 + miles every day and not because I am chasing him!!! My best friends all seem to ENJOY running and other healthy activities which to me seems a tad bizarre!! Why do I attract such people???? None of my friends seem to find slobbing around the house enjoyable or even desirable (what is their problem I hear you shout!!) the answer is they LIKE to be healthy! I must investigate why I find these people worthy of being in my circle of friends, I think it is I simply like people with drive and enthusiasm which these running people seem to have.....there are two solutions I must either become one of them or I could just dump all of them and find some dear fat friends!!!! Which should I choose.??????
I think all in all I should keep my existing friends, I have put alot of time into them and it would be such a shame to have to train some new ones!!!!! I have though had another thought...I could corrupt all my friends....would that be mean of me????? But would they then become that kind of people I don't like...such a quandary!!!!
Anyway on to the diet I've have been a very good girlie today, egg whites for brecky with cheese, naughty snack shhhhhhh, smoothie for lunch (with one of my dear running friends who thought her pseudonym should be Bambi...who does she think she is a Las Vegas showgirl??????????) and I am bouncing around the room, think it is the energiser in the tropical smoothie lean machine...
I apologise for the extreme ???? and !!!!! it seems like a that kind of day!
Toodle Pip xxxx
Today is one of my random thought days, I shared these thoughts with a friend for lunch and thought I should share them with you too....I apologise in advance I am in a jump around can of day today (well not in the literal sense purely in the mental sense!!!)
You know when you are overweight and you will try anything for an easy way out (look at those crazy Victorians who swallowed tapeworms....hmmmm can you still get those???) Weeelllll today I started taking foreskin (upon the recommendation of my dr).... wait it isn't called foreskin its called forskolin it is made from some of plant, probably the forskolin plant :-) It is meant to help with your metabolism...hey I have tried everything else whats one more thing :-) You would think however they could have thought of a less forskinnish name for the plant....really people must ask me before naming things!!!!!!!
Why do people run and why do I so want to be able to do such a ludicrous activity????? It seems that everyone I know runs in some form or another, Sleathy (aka husband) runs 6 + miles every day and not because I am chasing him!!! My best friends all seem to ENJOY running and other healthy activities which to me seems a tad bizarre!! Why do I attract such people???? None of my friends seem to find slobbing around the house enjoyable or even desirable (what is their problem I hear you shout!!) the answer is they LIKE to be healthy! I must investigate why I find these people worthy of being in my circle of friends, I think it is I simply like people with drive and enthusiasm which these running people seem to have.....there are two solutions I must either become one of them or I could just dump all of them and find some dear fat friends!!!! Which should I choose.??????
I think all in all I should keep my existing friends, I have put alot of time into them and it would be such a shame to have to train some new ones!!!!! I have though had another thought...I could corrupt all my friends....would that be mean of me????? But would they then become that kind of people I don't like...such a quandary!!!!
Anyway on to the diet I've have been a very good girlie today, egg whites for brecky with cheese, naughty snack shhhhhhh, smoothie for lunch (with one of my dear running friends who thought her pseudonym should be Bambi...who does she think she is a Las Vegas showgirl??????????) and I am bouncing around the room, think it is the energiser in the tropical smoothie lean machine...
I apologise for the extreme ???? and !!!!! it seems like a that kind of day!
Toodle Pip xxxx
Monday, September 10, 2012
Day One part Two
Well my dear ones there has been a slight ooopppssssyyyyyyy in my diet (now according to livestrong.com this shouldn't be a problem buttt...) Herein lies the insy winsy problem:
Totally planned on getting yayas for my tea (dinner) when the evil corruptness aka my children FORCED me to get Mexican food......okay now I here you saying "why did she not resist" "she should have willpower" "she should have told her children no" well that is all well and good and you are right I should have willpower. Well I haven't so now you have to listen/read to me whining. So I shared a chicken fajita for one with Alice (surely this means I was good, right???) and then Samuel couldn't manage his deep fried ice cream......see it is not my fault it is his...TOTALLY HIS!!! so I then ate a \quarter of a portion of fried ice cream (without Cinnamon of course!) This causes a problem for a variety of reasons....one I am allergic to EVERYTHING well not allergic sensitive is the better word for it so I definitely am feeling the after effects, also I went over my sodium and finally I now have to write it down......
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Oh and just so you know the Bungle (the dog) ate the fly....yay :-)
Well Goodnight ALL xxxxxxxxxx
Totally planned on getting yayas for my tea (dinner) when the evil corruptness aka my children FORCED me to get Mexican food......okay now I here you saying "why did she not resist" "she should have willpower" "she should have told her children no" well that is all well and good and you are right I should have willpower. Well I haven't so now you have to listen/read to me whining. So I shared a chicken fajita for one with Alice (surely this means I was good, right???) and then Samuel couldn't manage his deep fried ice cream......see it is not my fault it is his...TOTALLY HIS!!! so I then ate a \quarter of a portion of fried ice cream (without Cinnamon of course!) This causes a problem for a variety of reasons....one I am allergic to EVERYTHING well not allergic sensitive is the better word for it so I definitely am feeling the after effects, also I went over my sodium and finally I now have to write it down......
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Oh and just so you know the Bungle (the dog) ate the fly....yay :-)
Well Goodnight ALL xxxxxxxxxx
Day One
OK, so apparently I am supposed to write a blog to aid my weight loss and if you are reading this you are either my friend and know I am crazy or you are not my friend and you are about to learn that I am indeed crazy :-)
Although this post is titled day one, it is indeed day three because I stupidly started this diet on a FRIDAY!!!! who the hell does such a stupid thing??????? So day three aka day one....yes you can expect more of this logic as I go!
So my aim is to loose 100lbs (this is alot I know!) I am doing it for health reason, because realistically I am cute at any size! Got this damn fully body sensor and it has been very mean to me and told me lots of numbers I don't like like a bmi of 47 bleurgh..although I have decided to ignore this figure as it makes me unhappy and look at the visceral fat figure of 10 which is high but just on the border of normal (<9 is normal)....not quite sure what it means but hey it's normal right!?!?!
The next thing this "How to improve your weight loss by blogging" thing says is apparently I am meant to talk about me so yay my fave topic because I am bloody AWESOME!
My name is Emma, I am 35 years old and I am a lovable Leo (wow this sounds like a lonely hearts ad, should I add breast size etc and post on craigslist....fyi if you read this and post on craigslist in the dating section please stop reading as your pictures upset my sensibilities. 2.4 kids, 1 husband, 3 cats (yes crazy cat lady) 3 dogs, 1 horse, 1 turtle! Likes....horses, crafts, eating (hence weight problem) reading and all the other things people usually put in these things! Dislikes.....Ants, the fly that is buzzing around my head and refuses to be killed by any form of spray, Cinnamon (I think it is on a phobic level....the nuts in the mall make me want to vomit!), sweetcorn (see Cinnamon) people who don't say please and thank you....I think I should be allowed to shoot them, but Chris says that might be a tad unreasonable!!!!! I have many other dislikes but these seem to be enough for now!
What I want out of life? 1, for this damn fly to die. 2, another kitten, , 3, to be either 5ft7 or 125lbs I firmly believe I was meant to be one of these and a mistake was made in the genes. 4, snow this winter....I want to fit into my ski clothes. 5, to find a cleaning fairy without having someone judge my mess! 6, the Barbie house I never got as a kid....this is a constant source of contention between my mother and I and I believe has mentally scarred me.....all I bloody wanted was the dolls house my cousin wanted but noooooooooooooooooooo I have pointed this out to my mother who think I am crazy (as will anyone reading this...because lets be honest it is a weird thing for a 35 year old to be upset about, which just shows you how uneventful my life is) 7, to be a secret agent (one has to have dreams!)
Oooopppps so my weight loss, I have been a good girl today....took stuff into school for my kids classrooms, aided my friends diet coke addiction by bring her a large diet coke (I can be nice sometimes) went horse riding (see boring life)
Not sure I like blogging....hmmmmm lets see!
Although this post is titled day one, it is indeed day three because I stupidly started this diet on a FRIDAY!!!! who the hell does such a stupid thing??????? So day three aka day one....yes you can expect more of this logic as I go!
So my aim is to loose 100lbs (this is alot I know!) I am doing it for health reason, because realistically I am cute at any size! Got this damn fully body sensor and it has been very mean to me and told me lots of numbers I don't like like a bmi of 47 bleurgh..although I have decided to ignore this figure as it makes me unhappy and look at the visceral fat figure of 10 which is high but just on the border of normal (<9 is normal)....not quite sure what it means but hey it's normal right!?!?!
The next thing this "How to improve your weight loss by blogging" thing says is apparently I am meant to talk about me so yay my fave topic because I am bloody AWESOME!
My name is Emma, I am 35 years old and I am a lovable Leo (wow this sounds like a lonely hearts ad, should I add breast size etc and post on craigslist....fyi if you read this and post on craigslist in the dating section please stop reading as your pictures upset my sensibilities. 2.4 kids, 1 husband, 3 cats (yes crazy cat lady) 3 dogs, 1 horse, 1 turtle! Likes....horses, crafts, eating (hence weight problem) reading and all the other things people usually put in these things! Dislikes.....Ants, the fly that is buzzing around my head and refuses to be killed by any form of spray, Cinnamon (I think it is on a phobic level....the nuts in the mall make me want to vomit!), sweetcorn (see Cinnamon) people who don't say please and thank you....I think I should be allowed to shoot them, but Chris says that might be a tad unreasonable!!!!! I have many other dislikes but these seem to be enough for now!
What I want out of life? 1, for this damn fly to die. 2, another kitten, , 3, to be either 5ft7 or 125lbs I firmly believe I was meant to be one of these and a mistake was made in the genes. 4, snow this winter....I want to fit into my ski clothes. 5, to find a cleaning fairy without having someone judge my mess! 6, the Barbie house I never got as a kid....this is a constant source of contention between my mother and I and I believe has mentally scarred me.....all I bloody wanted was the dolls house my cousin wanted but noooooooooooooooooooo I have pointed this out to my mother who think I am crazy (as will anyone reading this...because lets be honest it is a weird thing for a 35 year old to be upset about, which just shows you how uneventful my life is) 7, to be a secret agent (one has to have dreams!)
Oooopppps so my weight loss, I have been a good girl today....took stuff into school for my kids classrooms, aided my friends diet coke addiction by bring her a large diet coke (I can be nice sometimes) went horse riding (see boring life)
Not sure I like blogging....hmmmmm lets see!
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